May 23, 2015


Heather’s miniskirt split the church.

Well, sort of.

One Sabbath morning Heather came to the Anyville SDA Church wearing a skirt that was . . . pretty short. OK, it was really, really short. It left very little to the imagination. Heather’s mom was out of town, so she didn’t have a chance to clear her daughter’s wardrobe.

When Heather walked into church, Elder Jones rolled his eyes. He said to Sister Smith, “That girl looks like she belongs out on the streets, not in church!”

Sister Smith went over to Heather and said, “Heather, honey, I think that skirt is just a little inappropriate for church.”

Heather was humiliated. She was furious. Read More